I started noticing the other day that there is a finite list of phrases I utter at varying degrees of annoyance, urgency, and disgust while driving. I have compiled that list below (in all caps, just for emphasis) for your viewing pleasure. Don't worry, Grandma. They're all clean:
- I DON'T HAVE A STOP SIGN.
- NICE BLINKER.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A STOP SIGN.
- REALLY?!?!
- NO REALLY. COME ON OVER.
- SERIOUSLY?!?!
- GREEN MEANS GO, EINSTEIN.
And the #1 most used phrase while driving:
- You are a bad driver (stated as a fact, not an accusation).
Anyone care to carpool?
3 years ago
I do not know you, but I could carpool. I mutter these phrases often. It could be like Rock, Paper Scissors to see which one wins.
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